2001 Maniacs (2005)

Nearly 8000 maniacs fewer than the ‘80s pop group, but many times more scary, 2001 Maniacs (2005) is a remake of a cult classic Hershell Gordon Lewis film Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964) that boasted buckets of blood and plenty of boobs. When a group of careless college students ditch school and head South for Spring Break, they’re unprepared for the horrors that await them. The plan is to head to Daytona Beach, but they're forced to make a detour in Pleasant Valley, Georgia. Pleasant Valley seems pleasant enough; the people are a bit old fashioned and folksy, but they're in the middle of a town-wide Civil War celebration that seems kind of interesting. But it ends up everyone in Pleasant Valley met their fates during the war between the states. The town's a giant cemetery thanks to Union atrocities killing 2001 Southerners in town way back when, and our Confederate ghosts aren't going to settle down until they've killed 2001 Northerners as retribution. The South will rise again! And your down South spot will be rising when you see all the B-movie screen queens (including Christa Campbell, Gina Marie Heekin, and Kodi Kitchen) showing skin in this one. Christa's a milk maiden showing her tremendous udders to our suddenly sprung Spring Breakers in a bit of CSA T&A, while Gina flashes ass when she lets a Southern fella pull her pants down as she grabs his Rebel rod! Resisting that body is a lost cause Southern man! Forget about secession and enjoy that sex session! Kodi's cans come out to play as her and an equally topless Cristin Michele start kissing for a fella's viewing pleasure. Behind the scenes stuff includes a topless Wendy Kremer pretending to bite a dude's boner while giving a terrifying beej, and quick titty flashes from Bianca Smith and Marla Malcolm. A ton of fun with malice towards none, you'll drain your sack to 2001 Maniacs!