10 (1979)

Club-footed piano tickler Dudley Moore is the pint-sized embodiment of middle-age slump lust in 10 (1979), the torrid tale of chasing the mythical perfect tail. A box office hit that's been largely forgotten since the 70's, Dudley is George Webber, a piano composer firmly in his 40's, getting soft around the middle, and getting sick of his actress girlfriend Samantha (Julie Andrews). He's got money and class, but he wants a young piece of ass! Specifically, he wants Jenny Hanley (Bo Derek), a young sex kitten he stumbles upon on her way to get married. Tough timing! But George isn't a quitter. Soon enough he's basically stalking her; getting drilled by her dentist dad, and following her to her honeymoon location. But what if when George finally lands her, it just makes him want to go back home? While you might not know this movie, odds are you'll know the scene when a braided Bo makes one of filmdom's most well known and arousing entrances, jogging—all jiggly jugs—through the surf. The scene that should be better known is the one where she flashes T&A after a shagging session with our pianist George. Julie Andrews? We've wanted to do her since do-re-mi, but the wife of the film's director Blake Edwards only wears a nippy robe in this one. Instead, you'll be doing the five knuckle shuffle on both hands seeing Dee Wallace-Stone, a stone cold fox flashing her buns. George likes to watch his swinging neighbor through a telescope, which gives him a look at a topless Annette Haven, Constance Money, and Dorothy Le May. Can't blame him for scoping them out! But don't worry, the neighbor likes to watch George with his own telescope, and by the end of the movie George just may have a sexy lady in his house to return the favor! You'll be pitching a ten-t watchin 10!