Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman (1975)

Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman (1975) may be one of the sillier titles in the silly-titled genre of sexploitation, but it is perhaps the hottest nudie cutie picture ever put on celluloid. The plot is pure sci-fi, as a dying planet's only hope for salvation is to breed with earthlings, which is also a great conceit for a movie ripe with lesbianism, masturbation, rough sex, and other more vanilla flavors of sex. To get a feel for the movie check out the character names of Dyanne Thorne (Hooker), Valerie Nicorre (Sheik's Slave), and Gayna Shireen (Assault Victim). Now get a feel of yourself. There's also April Grant as Jane. Mr. Skin would like to introduce himself to her, "Me, Tarzan." As an odd footnote, Joyce Mandel, the biggest boob in Russ Meyer's Return of the Ultra Vixens (2000), plays a harem girl here, who's sad distinction is being one of the only girls who doesn't undress.