XTRO (1983)

The fun sci-fi horror film XTRO (1983) proved to be exceptionally controversial when released in the UK--partly due to an ad campaign that goofed on the earlier success of E.T. The Extraterrestrial (1982). Plus, unlike E.T. it came with great T&A! In the movie, Sam (Philip Sayer) is hanging out with his son Tony (Simon Nash) when a bright light appears out of nowhere and Sam suddenly gets kidnapped by aliens. Three years later, a mysterious creature comes to earth, pops out of the ground, kidnaps and knocks a girl up, then gives bloody birth to a full-grown Sam. As horrific as that is, Sam is pretty unbothered by the whole thing and tracks down Tony looking to be his dad, again. Of course, Tony's got all sorts of mental issues from watching aliens scoop us his dad as a child. But while he embraces his papa's return to Earth, Sam isn't normal, and it's not long before Tony starts to figure out that his dad has superpowers, a craving for blood, and isn't afraid to murder people that try and stand in his way including Tony's mom Rachel (Bernice Stegers) and her new boyfriend Joe (Danny Brainin). Fans did their best to find meaning in the wild scenes where panthers kill people and toy soldiers come to life, only for director Harry Bromley Davenport to later admit that there was no deeper meaning to any of it, he was just super high on all sorts of drugs when he wrote the screenplay. In what must have been a moment of clarity, Harry decided he'd give Tony an au pair with an awesome pair, in the form of Maryam d'Abo's Analise Mercier. Maryam's yams and yabos are all over the screen in a bunch of scenes, whether she's showing boob and bush while seducing a fella, riding him after he eats her out, or just lying in bed after sex. That's a borderline X rated amount of action in XTRO! All boys with alien induced PTSD deserve a babysitter like that! If you're looking for an alien flick with a little extra for your dick, have a look at XTRO!