Wild Cherry (2009)

The teen sex comedy gets a female perv-spective twist in Wild Cherry (2010). Although, maybe you wouldn't call this one a sex comedy since it's all about keeping it in your pants! High school student Helen McNicol (Tania Raymonde) wants to lose her virginity to her studly jock boyfriend Stanford (Ryan Merriman)- until she finds out he may be dating her just to get her name in the football team’s skinfamous “bang book.” In fact, because Helen's been such a good girl for all these years, her clam is considered highly coveted. The chaste chick is appalled that she's being chased for fake fornication points, so Helen recruits her friends Katlyn (Rumer Willis) and Trish (The Hills star Kristin Cavallari) to help her lead a school-wide sex strike against “the book.” Horny hijinks, naturally, ensue. You won’t get any cherry pie from these Wild Cherries, but we do get square-jawed hotness from Rumer Willis, who strips down to bikini top in one scene, and teases a boy in bra and leather pants in another. The daughter of Bruce has a solid caboose! Whatever it is, Rumer has it! Rumer’s gal pal Tania Raymonde also gets sexy trying on bras and panties for a date with her guy. Tania brings some nude vibrations 39 minutes in when, trying to have her first orgasm, she runs around the house trying different, ahem, aids such as an old school ipod, a shower head, a carrot, even a washing machine- giving us a sweet peek at her seat meat as she does it. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of orgasms- Tania, we (one-handedly) salute you! Some toplessness would've been the cherry on top, but Mr. Skin's still happy with Wild Cherry!