White Men Can't Jump (1992)

White Men Can't Jump (1992), but they can bang booty with the best of them. That's what the aptly named Woody Harrelson proves in the iconic 1992 comedy that had 90's kids convinced pickup basketball hustler was a legitimate job. Woody may be a demon with a basketball who scams chumps for money as a hoops hustler, but when he gets off the court he's playing ball with Rosie Perez's baskets--and he scores! Woody plays Billy Hoyle, a former college basketball player who capitalizes on his lack of melanin and overall goofy appearance by hustling predominantly black players in basketball, including the cocky king of the outdoor court, Sidney Deane (Wesley Snipes). Billy's a gambler in debt to the mob, but Sidney sees this Caucasian sensation as a potential cash cow. The two team up, but amidst all the race jokes and money being made, Sidney hustles his white teammate! To make amends, the two team up for a big money two on two tournament, but Billy's Jeopardy Champion girlfriend Gloria (Rosie Perez) isn't happy to hear he's still gambling. No matter how well you can ball, if you drop the ball on getting balls deep in a woman like Rosie Perez, you're a sucker! White, black, whatever race you are you'll enjoy Rosie's Latina love sacks in this racially themed, keeping it real sports comedy. She flashes them throughout the movie, mostly because she's constantly in a tank top that can't hold back her humongous hooters! Whether she's enjoying Mr. Harrelson's woody or just begging him to screw her, those Rose buds were constantly onscreen! Who cares if Billy Hoyle can't dunk if he's got her draining his junk? White Men Can't Jump, but apparently they can hump, if dude's that look like Woody are getting hotties like that!