A three-hundred-year-old bloodsucker strikes up a torrid affair with a college freshman in Vamp U (2013). But it's cool, because Chris Keller (Julie Gonzalo) bears a striking resemblance to undead college prof Wayne Gretzky (Adam Johnson)'s long lost love, whom he accidentally killed centuries ago. Actually, considering that once Wayne puts his new girlfriend through "the change", she begins wholesale slaughtering every student in sight, maybe things aren't so cool after all. The lack of boobs in this movie is also pretty lame, but Alexis Knapp does her breast to make it up to us by ripping open her shirt to expose her bra 54 minutes in. We'd like to take a bit out of that!