Crazy Bitches (2014)

The horror sexomedy Crazy Bitches (2014) lives up to its titular billing: it’s crazy and full of bitches! Nearly ten years after graduating from college, seven sorority sisters and one gay dude, Bj (Andy Gala), decided to reunite and catch up on old times and go on a weekend getaway to a secluded ranch in the woods. It’s there that they learn the place is allegedly haunted by the souls of seven girls, all of whom were murdered some fifteen years previous by a killer dubbed the Vanity Killer, due to his penchant for taking a trophy from each of his victim, things that his victims were most stuck up about. Oh, yeah, and the murderer is still alive and running loose. The gals are skeptical about the supposed killings until one of them disappears and later turns up dead. Spooky stuff! The six remaining babes and the annoying gay guy must do their best not to become the next victim. The slasher flick is surprisingly disappointing in terms of nudity. Cathy DeBuino will give you a DeBoner when she shucks her top and reveals her left suck sack, and Candis Cayne and Samantha Colburn will make you tingle when they strip down to their undies for some lesbian action. Crazy Bitches? Crazy that these babes didn’t get nude!