In Triplecross (1995) FBI agent Billy Dee Williams is after retired diamond thief Patrick Bergin--and we’d be retired, too, if our girlfriend was a hottie like Ashley Laurence. Williams still gets Bergin’s old cellmate Michael Paré out of jail in a bid to talk him into another heist. Since he’s no idiot, Michael also talks himself right into Ashley’s pants. The various double-crosses start from there. The titular triplecross, however, might refer to the state of your testicles after the logical response to Ashley’s nude scenes.