Total Recall (2012)

Colin Ferrell takes the place of good old Arnie Schwarzenegger for a brand spanking new Total Recall (2012). The reality bending space flick may have changed a little thanks to updated special effects technology, but don’t worry, the three-breasted prostitute is still there in all her scene-stealing glory. So get your ass to Mars (or stay on Earth in this case) for chases, explosions, and the predictable SKINginess of a PG-13 summer blockbuster. There is no nudity from Brit babe Kate Beckinsale, but you might be able to start the reactor in your pants to the sight of her panty-clad posterior 5 minutes in. Plus, those SKINfamous peaks are prosthetic, but Kaitlyn Leeb is unforgettable flashing triplicate funbags 19 minutes in. That calls for a Total Rewind!