Tonino (2002) is a short from the Netherlands. It tells the tale of a photographer who snaps shots of his boss’ wife cheating on him. But more importantly, a word about tits. We’ve heard women complain about them, but don’t you believe it. They know that they hold the treasured chest that we pirates want to sink our booty into. They tease us with them like the red cape before a bull, but unlike that unlucky animal, we’re not stabbed in the process of racing towards our object of desire. We do the stabbing. Still, the power is in the boobs of the beholder. Such power belongs to Maria Kooistra, who removes her top here and dances about seductively, shaking her pair like dice that always come up winners. We’ll play with her anytime.