Ah, Zwarte zwanen (2005) aka Black Swans. Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman dry humping on a bed. Wait, that’s another Black Swan you say? Well, this movie from the Netherlands also involves a passionate young love affair that ends tragically, is that close enough? Carice Van Houten plays Marleen, a gorgeous Dutch girl brushing up on her Spanish abroad. Pretty soon she’s brushing up against another expat, Vince (Dragan Bakema), who may just be hiding something shady. At first their romance is idyllic as the countryside, but then things start migrating decidedly south. Before Carice Van Houten was spicing up Game of Thrones as the Red Woman, she was showing off plenty of pink for this doomed romance. She flashes her unbelievably perfect funbags four fantastic times for this flick, and even adds some ass to the mix at 36-minutes in. You’ll want to give that swan a goose!