The Zero Theorem (2013)

Christoph Waltz has worked with some of the most celebrated auteurs in cinema. His collaborations with Quentin Tarantino paid off with two Academy Awards for Inglourious Basterds (2009) and Django Unchained (2012). Since then, Chris could be seen in Wes Anderson’s The French Dispatch of the Liberty, Kansas Evening Sun (2021) and heard in Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022). But not before he starred in Roman Polanski’s Carnage (2011) and Tim Burton’s Big Eyes (2014). Of course, we can’t forget Terry Gilliam’s The Zero Theorem (2014). As the third and final installment of the filmmaker’s Orwellian triptych (which includes 1985’s Brazil and 1995’s 12 Monkeys), this dystopian satire centers around Qohen Leth (Waltz), a computer hacker who is on a quest to discover the secret of human existence. But every time he seems to get close to an answer, a mysterious entity known as Management (Matt Damon) sends a beautiful babe named Bainsley (Melanie Thierry) to distract him. We’d have a hard time focusing on work if Ms. Thierry popped up in our office too! In fact, we’re having a hard time focusing on anything whenever we recall her built body. Check out Mel’s mamtastic cleavage as she dons a slinky bikini on a surreal beach. In another scene, she peels off her black bra and panties to bare her breasts and bum on a futuristic webcam. If that’s not hot enough, the hottie displays her naked T&A while floating around in space. Now that’s what we call a zero cum game!