The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)

A remake of the sexy and stylish '60s caper flick with Steve McQueen and Faye Dunaway, The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) does that classic one better by revealing the classic beauty of star Rene Russo. With legendary director John McTiernan at the helm, Pierce Brosnan takes over for "The King of Cool" in this one, as an absurdly rich cad who steals art for the thrill of it. Everything he wants, he can have, so he decides to swipe a one hundred million dollar Monet painting just to see if he can. After he succeeds we meet Catherine Banning (Rene Russo), an insurance investigator who knows Mr. Crown took the painting, but can't prove it. The cops are pretty much useless, so Banning decides she'll investigate the crime herself, in large part by using his desire to do some Banning boning, against him. From there, it's all sorts of double crossing, possible forgeries, shifting alliances and the overarching question of whether Catherine Banning wants Thomas Crown behind bars or in bed behind her! A wealthy gentleman art thief that looks like Pierce Brosnan could get any woman he wants, but it's not hard to understand why he's after the gorgeous ginger MILF. In her mid-forties at the time of shooting, Rene didn't let that stop her from showing off her skintacular T&A for the first time in her career! Now, she did use a body double for a scene where we see her ass as she rides on top of Pierce during some dangerous staircase set railing, but the tits stuff is all her! Whether while boning Bond or while sunbathing topless, that ravishing Rene Russo rack was a true work of art! Seeing her boobs is enough to start an affair between your hand and your penis! The toplessness in The Thomas Crown Affair is her only nudity onscreen and remains the crown jewel in her carnal career.