The Mailman (2004)

There's a madman at your door, and there's something in his hand! It's not a gun . . . it's not a truncheon . . . not even a mammary gland . . . it's the mail! It's The Mailman (2004)! He's come undone! And now he's swung by to send you to the dead-letter office! Such is the terror that overtakes a small suburban town when stone-psycho Darius Foxx (Rob Arbogast) offs the kindly postal carrier and steps into his shorts to take over his route. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this nutter from the swift completion of his terrible plan: tormenting people. Just because he can. While he's at it, he might as well check out the mams on topless sunbather Danielle Petty. Oh, and then go ahead and peep as Dani pats the hefty pets of Diana "Whoa, man!" Kauffman. Rounding out the hotties are Ari Tinnen, Amie Barsky, and Jamielyn Kane. Take your pick: The Mailman offers a wide assortment of stamps to lick.