The Lady in Red (1979)

Pamela Sue Martin, TV's Nancy Drew, plays Polly, a 1930s farm girl who goes to Hollywood to find fame and fortune but winds up in dead-end Chicago, where her actions lead to one of the most famous deaths in American crime history, in New World Pictures' The Lady in Red (1979). Small town girl Polly was headed to Hollywood when she was held hostage for a bank robbery. Stuck in Chi-Town, things are even worse for Polly than they were down on the farm, and it's not long before she's turning tricks and ending up in prison. Gentlemen, start your engines. Women's Prison: home of the group shower, catfights in "the yard," and sweat-soaked skin tawny from the sun. When Polly and her pokies finally get sprung from the pokey, she begins working at a whorehouse run by Nurse Ratched herself, Louise Fletcher. This gal's really got some tough luck. Things take an upturn when she begins dating all-around great guy Robert "Knock it off, I dare ya" Conrad. But as luck would have it, he's America's Most Wanted poster boy slash rumored posessor of an enormous dingaling, John Dillinger. The whole film, from her time as a taxi driver to her life in the sweatshops sewing, is all about getting to the point where Polly decides she'll become a bank robber and ends up leading to Dillinger's death. Wearing a red dress when Dillinger was shot down, Polly becomes known as the famous "Lady in Red" of the title, but we much preferred seeing her undressed. Whether it's flashing titty and kitty in the prison showers, or when she's topless in the bathroom, Pamela Sue will make you spew. But if you're looking for something a size up, it's Kitten Natividad who brings out the big guns by going topless at a party and letting some tuxedo wearing mobsters give her huge hooters a squeeze. He might have ended up unlicky in the end, but for a while Dillinger was rather lucky to have The Lady in Red on top of him in bed!