The Jerk (1979)

The adolescent identity crisis seems to be an unavoidable pothole in the road to midlife panic. Navin Johnson (Steve Martin), the lame-brained and ludicrously laughable protagonist of Carl Reiner’s box office hit The Jerk (1979) has a harder time adjusting to the adult world than do most pimple-faced existentialists. In fact, he has grown up thinking he is the son of a black man and woman, despite having a complexion slightly whiter than paste, and there is no lotion nor cream capable of clearing up such a misconception. Money, however, is widely believed to solve anything. And when the title character inadvertently amasses uncountable riches (and becomes more delightfully dopey than ever), just how serious his problem is becomes hilariously evident. What’s even more evident is the bountiful boobage on busty Bernadette Peters. Indeed, her portrayal of Marie Kimble Johnson will kimble your Johnson! This is especially true when the curvaceous babe flaunts her cleavage via a strapless dress. If that’s not hot enough, get a load of the hottie’s cropped top which exposes her tight and toned tummy. The movie also includes Mabel King, Ren Woods, and the fit figure on Catlin Adams. As daredevil motorcyclist Patty Bernstein, Catlin will start your engines thanks to her sexy getup. Not only does she don a black leather corset, Ms. Adams also treats us to a nip slip just 33 minutes into the flick — emphasis on flick! Needless to say, The Jerk will have both comedy fans and flesh fiends jerking off!