A lawyer gets in over his head when he begins selling drugs on the side in The Counselor (2013). Michael Fassbender stars as the titular attorney, a greedy lawyer who persuades his pal Reiner (Javier Bardem) to introduce him to the narcotics underworld in order to raise some quick cash for his upcoming wedding to beautiful, naive Laura (Penelope Cruz). The Counselor thinks he'll be able to stay one step ahead of his fellow drug dealers thanks to his legal background, but things aren't so simple--especially with Reiner's wild bisexual girlfriend Malkina (Cameron Diaz) in the mix. Penelope and Cameron are both criminally hot, but there isn't much to bang your gavel to in The Counselor. Although Cameron shows us side boob 25 minutes in and appears to bare butt humping a car at the 50-minute mark, the jury's still out on whether or not it's a booty double. Objection, your honor!