The Burning (1981)

The Burning (1981) is notable for being the film debut of Holly Hunter and Jason Alexander. But it’s nude-able for the sole nakedness of Carrick Glenn and Carolyn Houlihan. The story could have originated on Elm Street, with a poor schmuck getting horribly burnt by a prank gone wrong and then seeking vengeance. His disfigured anguish is made easier to take thanks to Carrick’s rack and Carolyn’s skinny dip. While Freddy may have had more staying power, this burning man is still an oasis in the desert. Carrick first shows off her puffy-tipped teats when she rinses off in an outdoor shower at the camp. It's nice and boner-inducing, to say the least. Three minutes later, there's a brief shot of Carrick's cans after a particularly distressing shower trauma. It certainly wasn't traumatic to see her chesticles out again! If Ms. Glenn's globes aren't enough to get your rocks off, you can also drool over Carolyn's nude scenes, which are even more revealing. The first one occurs 47 minutes into the flick, and trust Mr. Skin that you'll feel the burning down below when you see it! Carolyn hops out of a lake to fetch her clothing. She's completely naked showing us everything including her butt, bush, and boobs. The frontal fur is on display again in a skinny dipping scene where a lucky guy gets to join here. The Burning is a movie that will show enough skin to pop a tent in any flesh fiend's pants. It's just a shame that Carrick didn't show us that bush too!