Teeth (2007)

The ferociously witty fright film Teeth (2007) brings the myth of "vagina dentata"—that is, a female reproductive organ that sprouts bicuspids and incisors—to brilliantly horrific life in indelibly original fashion. Luminous blonde Jess Weixler plays teenage Dawn. She's a committed member of a pro-abstinence group and stepsister of druggy creep Brad (Jon Hensley), who is forever banging away at a succession of bimbos within Dawn's earshot. Trouble brews when Dawn falls for Tobey (Hale Appleman). When his affections explode and emotions run a little too deep, Dawn unwittingly teaches Tobey a lethal lesson about manners and learns something decidedly unsettling about the power of her genitals. From there, Teeth becomes a harrowing, gore-soaked, and often riotous cautionary yarn and tale of transformation rendered unforgettably effective by the powerhouse performance by Ms. Weixler. Her topless self-reflection at the one-hour-fourteen-minute mark will prompt a biological response in any healthy male viewer—but you'll want to be very careful about what you do with that thing from there. You can see more of Jess' jugs as she wraps up a screw session with a dude in bed. The scene lasts a total of 3 minutes and 44 seconds, and is more than enough to get you good and hard. Legend has it that during the filming of the first scene, many of the neighbors were protesting the film because they thought it was a porno being filmed. If only that was the case! Nonetheless, Mr. Skin has no problem recommending this film. Teeth has them!