Tease (2000)

Tease (1999) has a great title. Who doesn’t like to be teased, as long as the teasing leads to pleasing, of course. This is a made-for-HBO film, which stars Rosanna Arquette and Mandy Schaffer, two actresses whose very name teases an erection in our pants. Mandy plays Rosanna’s daughter, and she kills her father so she can have more time with mommy. But Rosanna confesses to the murder to protect her daughter. Mandy, still nuts, falls for her teacher and kills his fiancee. When Rosanna is outta prison you know things are just going to get worse. And they do. No one shows any skin! Mandy has some nice pokies and there’s a body double in the hot tub scene near the end of the film, who at least shows her T&A, but the movie ends up being too true to its title.