Tales from the Crypt (1989-1996)

Tales from the Crypt gets its name from the infamous gore-classic comic. Here it’s updated by HBO into an episodic Twilight Zone-esque journey into fear. But that tingling in your pants is not caused by being scared. Thanks to the cable network’s liberal standards the series mixed equal parts horror with hotties. Lysette Anthony bangs rock star Roger Daltry so hard she literally blows up, Vanity shows off her better halves, Sonia Braga gets jiggy with her juggies, and Mariel Hemingway gives a peek of her twin peaks for a peeper. Be aroused, be very aroused. You'll certainly have no problem getting a woody when you watch the pilot episode. In it, Laura Albert shows off her gazongas as she shakes her stuff in a cage at the strip club. Fast forward to season 7, and the succulent Kimberly Cowell can be found with her left boob exposed as she and her man meditate on a bed. It's 17 seconds, but is as close as you'll get to heaven through the whole episode! If that's not enough to bust your nut, perhaps Tina Bockrath can help you change that. She appears in season 3 episode 4 and she rises completely naked from a morgue slab and strangles Beau Bridges. It's revealed to only be a scene in a movie, she slaps on a lab coat that luckily fails to cover her gorgeous bush. Tales from the Crypt truly earns its title as a boob tube classic. Turn on any season and you're bound to find something worth wanking to!