Surface to Air (1997)

Surface to Air (1998) is a war picture about feuding half-brothers assigned to the same aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf. Boys will be boys, right? But when it comes to the toys the play with, the best missiles are those that do the most damage to your penis. With that definition, the surface to air we find shocking and awe-inspiring are those belonging to blonde bombshell Teri Thompson. She shows her deadly weapons in a dark scene before some open blinds, but you can still see her big ones. Let the carnage begin. You’ll want to start a conflict in your pants.