Summer Camp (1979)

In former dirty film director Chuck Vincent's attempt at a comely coed filled comedy, Summer Camp (1979), a businessman learns just how much adult activity happens when you try to run a summer camp for adults. Herman (John F. Goff) is in charge of Camp Malibu, a failing summer camp that can't get any kids to sign up for the summer. Desperate, he decides he'll invite all the campers from ten years ago back for a week, for free, and see if maybe that can generate some positive word of mouth about the camp and maybe use them to make some repairs. But what Herman doesn't realize is that these twenty-somethings aren't content with canoeing, swimming, doing archery or having a color war. These campers want to get drunk in the bunks, and explore each other's bodies whenever they get the chance. A T&A heavy comedy that came out just a few months before the much more well known camp comedy Meatballs (1979), you can't beat your meat or drain your balls to that family flick. But this one's got a ton for your dick. The lovely Linnea Quigley stars as Pam in this rare non-horror appearance for the future Scream Queen. In typical Miss Quigley fashion, it's not long before Pam's mams make an appearance. Linnea is topless in the cabin with other topless hotties including the perky paired Alexis Schreiner. Linnea even shows bush to the camp doctor in one scene, as he makes her strip down. We'd make her go full frontal if she complained about homesickness! Apparently, camp doc is the best job for your cock since we also get to watch Jacqueline Giroux gyrating in fast-motion on top of her doctor after seducing him during his checkup. Jackie's bush and boobs are giving us a fever! In another moment, the boobalicious Brenda Fogarty is busting out of her bikini and, luckily, at one point it can't hold on anymore. Brenda's breasts make summer camp loads of fun! Forget bug juice, our clothes were covered in tug juice after seeing all the hotties in Summer Camp!