Locked in the loony bin, come-hither crazy person Emily Browning creates elaborate CGI fantasy worlds in Sucker Punch (2011). After being sent to the asylum by her pervy stepdad, Baby Doll (Emily Browning) imagines herself as a sexy burlesque hooker with a foxy crew of female friends: Sweet Pea (Abbie Cornish), Rocket (Jena Malone), Blondie (Vanessa Hudgens), and Amber (Jamie Chung). When that fantasy becomes too much for Baby Doll, she imagines herself as an ass-kicking action hero who defeats giant robots with a samurai sword and a teeny-tiny miniskirt. Though the “hot young chicks kicking ass in skimpy outfits” premise appears to be catnip for horny guys, Sucker Punch keeps the real bam! pow! inside the ladies’ lingerie. All four girls don skin-tight leotards and tights for dance lessons from skinema giant Carla Gugino, with bonus bustiers from Jamie and Emily 54 minutes in. The closest thing to nudity we get from these teenage teases are pervy panty peeks from Emily (26 minutes in) and Abbie (1 hour, 17 minutes in). It’s a Sucker Punch to your balls!