Stocks and Blondes (1984)

Veronica Hart, as wily Wanda, wiggledy-jiggles her way into wallets far, fat, and wide, a cold-hearted, warm-bodied, plump-humped profitess with a mind for business and a bod for the win in Stocks and Blondes (1984)! Stick your stalk in her ticker and it's over forever between you, the wife and your gold-plated life, "buh-bye" to "buy buy" and to Vail and to snails and to quails and to sails and to white-colored mail. Once Veronica attacks, your mail stacks are black. But what male could resist those booty-packed sacs? Not the execs-in-deep-heck at one Tyler Industries, a not-so-firm firm doing the bad downturn when what everyone needs is a big upward s(ch)wing. When a perky business student starts getting to the bottom of Veronica's rise to the top--along with her sexx-ee-tary Janie (Tish Ambrose) and stocks-and-knockers broker Samantha Fox--currencies get hard from Japan to Milan. The only film you'll ever find featuring porn immortals like Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Leigh Wood, and Ron Jeremy--obnoxious to the core as a clerk at a fabric store--that also includes scenes shot on the New York Stock Exchange floor.