Spring Break Shark Attack (2005)

Who says the networks have run out of ideas and that reality programming has bankrupted the creative works of television? Not Mr. Skin, who loves a good old-fashioned animal-on-the-loose thriller almost as much as a beachside trip for spring break. Well, CBS has given us both in the very entertaining form of Spring Break Shark Attack (2005). The title pretty much says it all, and if you need to know more, well, how about some swimsuit-clad cuties in the fetching forms of Genevieve Howard, Bianca Lishansky, and Shannon Lucio. None of these bathing beauties remove their suits, but they stuff a wild bikini, which is icing on this fine slice of cheesecake drama.