Spasmo (1974)

From acclaimed European horror director Umberto Lenzi, Spasmo (1974) takes us into a strange world where nothing is what it seems and any moment can erupt into unbridled passion or a life and death situation. When Christian (Robert Hoffman) and his girlfriend are walking on the beach they come across a woman who was washed ashore and is clinging to life. The next day Christian encounters her at a yacht party and eventually ends up in bed with her in a hotel only to be interrupted by an attacker that he kills. When the body of the attacker disappears it sets into a motion a series of strange events that will have you questioning reality.

One reality you won’t have to question is the beauty of Monica Monet’s nipples. While being seduced in a hotel, she allows the lucky Mr. Hoffman to pull open her shirt and bury his face between her lovely mounds. Sadly, Hoffman is interrupted by the attack before he can get any boffmaning in, but it doesn’t diminish the perfect glory of Ms. Monet’s mammaries. One look at those sweet teets and Spasmo is sure to have you spasming all over your sheets!