Silent Night (2012)

You better not pout and you better not cry, because Santa's got an axe and he's out for blood in the Yuletide horror flick Silent Night (2012). In the grand tradition of such holiday bloodbaths as Christmas Evil (1980) and Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984), Silent Night stars Jaime King as Aubrey Bradimore, a rookie cop who, along with her colleagues Sheriff Cooper (Malcom McDowell) and Deputy Jordan (Brendan Fehr), is charged with solving a string of gruesome murders on Christmas Eve. Could a certain jolly old elf be behind the carnage? You bet your lucky stocking stuffer. Speaking of, Cortney Palm makes the season bright posing for a naughty topless photo shoot before getting her comeuppance from St. Nick 29 minutes in. What a ho, ho, ho!