Secret Admirer (1985)

How minor is the minor 1985 romantic comedy Secret Admirer? Well for starters, it stars C. Thomas Howell. Even so, this little flick is what you could classify as a neglected gem since it includes some wonderful skin! David Greenwalt’s R rated romp features Dee Wallace, Cliff DeYoung, Leigh Taylor-Young, Fred Ward, Corey Haim, and Lori Laughlin in a slinky red bikini! Of course, the real star of the movie is Kelly Preston and her fab figure! As Deborah Ann Fimple, the beautiful blonde dons sexy getups designed to get fans off. In one scene, she wears a skintight tank top. In another, she touts her bra-clad chest. Whichever the attire, it makes the most of Ms. Preston’s chest! Speaking of, we just love when she takes off her lavender brassiere to make out in a parked car. Suffice it to say, she’ll get your motor running! There’s also another bit when Kelly reveals her breast and bum while getting some in bed. Whenever we long to see the late actress again, we fast forward to the one hour and seventeen minute mark. As for the film’s plot — it has something to do with a small town that gets its hormones stirred by an errant unsigned love letter. It’s supposed to be a simple tool of seduction between two horny teens, but the note ends up inspiring plenty of miscommunication, especially among the horny adults. Bottom line: watching Kelly in her prime guarantees this love letter is sealed with a splash!