The Toxic Avenger Part II (1989)

When the Hollywood film industry was in crisis, Troma Studios flew off to make a movie in the incredibly expensive locale of Tokyo. In fact, they made a four-hour epic that eventually was divided into The Toxic Avenger, Part II (1989) and The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie (1989). The first sequel shows our returning janitor turned superhero Toxie (John Altamura) absolutely killing it in Tromaville. The city is safe, his hot blind girlfriend (Phoebe Legere) loves him, and there's not a whole lot to avenge, really. Since he's such an effective crimefighter, the evil corporation Apocalypse Inc. concocts a scheme to get him to go to Japan and try to track down his long lost dad. It’s a devious trick, but an effective one, since soon enough Toxie's battling the Yakuza and dominating some sumo wrestlers at their own game. But when he hears about what's going on back in Tromaville, he cuts his vacation short to take care of things back home. Oh boy, is he gonna be pissed when he finds out all the awful stuff he missed! The most toxic Avenger since Terrence Howard, our pal Toxie has a girlfriend that's downright foxy! The busty blonde Phoebe Legere doesn't mind hanging out with Toxie in his junkyard home, whether she's cooking him meals of toxic sludge or taking her top off to get some of that good toxic dick. Yes, Phoebe flashes her boobies when a picnic turns to some outdoor sex, and our pal Toxie isn't afraid to grab ahold of those titties! Where can us ugly dudes find a girl that hot, who's also blind? Sure, Toxie had a few opportunities, but after seeing those cans there's no way he'd cheat with one of his Japanese fans in The Toxic Avenger Part II!