Saw 3D (2010)

If you think Saw 3D (2010) is the third installment of the Saw franchise, think again. It’s actually the seventh sequel, following Saw (2004), Saw II (2005), Saw III (2006), Saw IV (2007), Saw V (2008), and Saw VI (2007). Although its alternative title is Saw: The Final Chapter, the film series continues with Jigsaw (2017), Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021) and Saw X (2023). Like all of these movies, Saw 3D features a lot of violence and little nudity. But at least a couple of the sexier members of the cast will arouse the members on skinterested viewers when they flash their flesh. In fact, even though this chiller diller was dissed by the critics, Mr. Skin gives it two thumbs and another part of his anatomy up for simple pleasures such as appreciating the cleavage on Jill (Betsy Russell) when she dons a low-cut T-shirt. Better yet, Dina (Annie Lee Green, credited as Anne Green) is strapped to a machine that slowly lowers her to a spinning saw. As such, her bra-clad boobs hang down before the camera. We’re honestly perplexed why this pic was nominated for a Golden Raspberry Award for “Worst Eye-Gouging Misuse of 3D” since seeing Ms. Green’s stacked rack coming right at us is worth the price of admission. Breast of all, the damsel in distress has a quick slip of the right nip seven minutes into the flick. In other words, you don’t have to wait long to get long in the pants!