Satan Was a Lady (2001)

Satan Was a Lady (2001) knows how to catch an audience's attention right off the bat--open up with the dominatrix anti-heroine Honey Smax topless and whipping one of her patrons to a bloody pulp. If you go that way, this is an excellent opportunity to whip it out, too. Honey may be sweet, but she's a classic bad girl, who robs, murders and blackmails just about every person she meets. After turning the tables on one wealthy client and making mad money, she tosses out her boyfriend and hangs out at a seedy strip club. That's always a good development, as it gives ample time to the gratuitous bump-and-grind skinage we all love. Lindsey Amodeo and Kerry Johnston each get a shot at their own extended moments of sweaty disrobing. You'll be happy Satan was a lady.