Santa Claws (1996)

’Tis the season to be horny when you watch Santa Claws (1996). Also known as ’Tis the Season, this slasher flick delivers everything you asked Father Christmas for — namely to see lots of nudity in a movie! John A. Russo, who co-wrote the zombie classic Night of the Living Dead (1968) with George Romero, serves as this pic’s writer, director and producer. Real life scream queen Debbie Rochon plays a fictional scream queen in this chiller diller. As such, she dons skimpy red panties and nothing else! No wonder psychotic fan Wayne (Grant Kramer) is obsessed to the point that he’ll kill to keep her name on very cheap-looking video box covers. And kill he does. Needless to say, this is unfortunate for his victims. However, it’s lucky for us since he goes after buxom types who are usually semi-nude. Speaking of semis, you’ll be dreaming a wide Christmas in your jeans while watching the scantily-clad cast. Laura Britton (Christine Cavalier) displays her naked T & A on a sleigh. That’ll make you jingle all the way! Not to be upstaged, Debbie Darwin (Sue Ellen White) bares her breasts and bush in bed. Even Wayne’s mother (Terri Lewandowski) joins the flesh-flashing action when she shows off her pink-nosed Rudolphs while banging Santa. If that’s not arousing enough, Mary Jane Austin (Lisa Delien) goes full frontal in the bath in one scene. In another, the busty babe gives Santa a lap dance. Who wouldn’t want to put their elf on her shelf?