Q: The Winged Serpent (1982)

In Q: The Winged Serpent (1982), there’s a giant winged serpent flapping over Manhattan, which makes some modern Aztecs very happy. It’s a real pain for detective David Carradine, though, who’s trying to figure out why New Yorkers keep disappearing from rooftops. Too bad that junkie pianist Michael Moriarty is the only one who knows that the creature’s nestled in the Chrysler Building. This low-budget sleeper is crammed full of talent, although Candy Clark keeps her own eggs crammed into her shirt as Moriarty’s girlfriend. Fortunately Bobbi Burns bares her breastage as a sunbather whom no pecker could resist.