Tommy Chong, the bearded half of the stoner comedy team Cheech & Chong, has made America laugh. But we never thought he'd make us come. Then he produced Precious Chong, one of five children from his thirty-five-plus-year union with wife Shelby Chong, and when the smoke cleared Precious was aptly named indeed. Her debut was easy to miss, playing the "Crying Woman at Funeral" in Grace of My Heart (1996), and viewers shed tears when this sexy lady kept her clothes on for the cameo. She remained dressed as a "Wife" in L.A. Confidential (1997). And the biggest bomb dropped during Pearl Harbor (2001) was the fact that Precious's secret weapons were never revealed. In fact, this adorable and arousing enchantress has done little more than tease, without ever fulfilling the fleshy promise of her svelte figure. The closest she's gotten to giving up the skin was in According to Spencer (2001), a chick flick in which the girls are sizzling, if not skinful. Why so precious, Precious?