Police Academy (1984)

This was the shot heard ‘round the wacky world, and now with the release of Police Academy: Special Edition (1984), the Animal House (1978) of cop movies gets its due. There were seven installments in this series, but the original remains the most hilarious. The boobs in blue may be funny, but you'll leave with blue balls after watching teasingly skinless Kim Cattrall and the voluptuous Leslie Easterbrook. Leslie plays an aggressively sex-crazed piece officer who is forever ripping open her uniform to expose a bra so well constructed that it provides not even a glimpse of what a treasured chest she has. For that you'll have to search out Private Resort (1985), with its behind shot of a topless Leslie pulling down her lacy undies. That there's not more skin from this hottie should be against the law. While flesh fiends may feel slightly disappointed with the realization that there's not a lot more masturbation fuel to choose from, you can still take solace in knowing that the vast majority of the scenes of this comedy classic are devoid of anything even approaching the realm of masturbation fuel. The story of this flick follows a fresh batch of police recruits into a crime-invested metropolis' police department. As the band of misfits wreck havoc, a riot breaks out in the streets of the city, and the new recruits must put their training to good use. This film spawned a ton of sequels, so it must have been doing something right. Mr. Skin just wishes Leslie and Kim shown off more skin!