Play Misty for Me (1971)

Any guy who has consistently followed the counsel of his below-the-waist divining rod can tell a harrowing tale of psycho-chick survival, but few will be so harrowing as the cautionary narrative of Play Misty for Me (1971). In his directorial debut, Clint Eastwood plays Dave Garver, a radio DJ who attracts the attention of Evelyn Draper (Jessica Walter), a jazz aficionado and frequent caller who almost always requests the jazz standard "Misty." Evelyn plays Dave's skin flute, and the scatterbrained, volatile, lunatic chick who shares this night of entwined thighs goes away believing that a lifelong commitment has been struck, and that soul has melded to soul. Meanwhile, Dave thinks he railed a radio groupie and is ready to move on to the next one. But Evelyn don't play that! As Evelyn grows more and more obsessive, she starts stalking Dave, stabs his housekeeper, tries to kill herself after he rejects her, and eventually ends up in the looney bin. With her away, Dave hooks up with his ex Tobie (Donna Mills) only for Evelyn to return, looking to take Dave back no matter who she has to kill to make that happen. Would you rather screw the psycho or have sex with the ex? Don't answer until you've seen Donna Mills and Jessica Walter in the nude. First up is Donna, who shows rack and rump having some very erotic under a waterfall sex with the DJ. The busty blonde, future Knots Landing star is absolutely worth getting married to. Monogamy might be monotony, but those perky poppers are straight up money! Jessica, on the other hand, shows her jugs while keeping it conventional and doing Dirty Harry on a bed. Even when she was long in the tooth as Arrested Development's Lucille Bluth, Jessica had us wondering how wild she'd be in the sack. As an obsessed psycho, we can't imagine how far she'd go! It's really a win-win for Clint as far as we're concerned, as long as he plays his cards right in Play Misty for Me!