Piranha 3DD (2012)

What’s better than Piranha 3D (2010)? Piranha 3DD (2012)! Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, this humorous horror flick comes along to remind viewers of bodaciously buoyant chicks! The second installment of the skintastic franchise stars Danielle Panabaker as Maddy, a marine biology student who co-owns the Big Wet waterpark with her sleazy stepfather Chet (David Koechner). Daddy dearest has a plan to revitalize the venue with an adult section — complete with topless and bottomless strippers who can swim. Little does he know that Big Wet is connected to the skinfamous lake from Piranha 3D by way of an underground river. Suffice it to say, there will be plenty of fluids flowing once the floodgates are opened to horny customers. After David Hasselhoff makes a cameo as himself at the park’s debut, we get to view the bikini-clad bod on Ashley (Meagan Tandy). Not to be outdone, shapely Shelby (Katrina Bowden) dons sexy swimwear too. That is, when she’s not skinny dipping! Thanks to the actresses’s body double, we get to see bare boobs via murky underwater shots. Nice breaststroke! If that’s not hot enough, the R-rated film features other bathing beauties in the background. Yet only the busty blonde Kiki (Irina Voronina) gets a credit for her full frontal nudity amid a slew of naked babes who bare their collective boobs, butts and bushes as they get wet and wild. In other words, Piranha 3DD has got Mr. Skin hook, line and pecker!