How did Phina Oruche end up playing a security guard on a 2003 episode of the syndicated series She Spies? After all, she's one of the sexiest and funniest femmes currently being neglected by Hollywood. Despite stealing scenes and tightening groins in films such as How Stella Got Her Groove Back (1998) and High Freakquency (1998), Phina's only star turn has been in the skintastic flick The Forsaken (2001). She's also fairly fangtastic, putting a bat in our pants as an evil, sexy sucker. Phina's character didn't survive that film, but her own career is way overdue for a major resurrection.