Question: What do these actors have in common? Marlon Brando in Désirée (1954); Herbert Lom in War and Peace (1956); Dennis Hopper in The Story Of Mankind (1957); Rod Steiger in Waterloo (1970); Eli Wallach in The Adventures Of Gerard (1970); James Tolkan in Love and Death (1975); Ian Holm in Time Bandits (1981) and The Emperor’s New Clothes (2004); and Alain Chabat in Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009). Answer: They all played Napoleon Bonaparte. The same goes for Daniel Auteuil in the historical dramedy Napoléon et moi (2006), also known as Napoleon and Me. Loosely based on the novel “N.” by Ernesto Ferrero, this skinternational flick has something all of the other Napoleon movies don’t — Italian eyeful Monica Bellucci! The story begins in 1814 when old Bony exiles to Elba. But not everyone on the island is pleased to have the pint-sized politico around. Take the young teacher Martino Papucci (Elio Germano). He thinks the emperor abandoned his ideals and betrayed the French Revolution. As such, Martino plans to get a job as Napoleon’s right hand man so he can win him over and then murder him. But when Papucci is finally hired, he finds the Corsican more likable than he anticipated. What is expected is how great Baroness Emilia Speziali (Bellucci) looks in a low-cut dress. If that’s not titillating enough, the sexy brunette bares her beautiful breasts during a sex scene. This arousing sight is bound to make your Little Corporal stand at attention!