Va, petite! (2002)

A hapless loser can't even successfully kill himself in the freewheeling French comedy Va, Petite! (2002). Francois (Laurent Lucas) wants to commit suicide, but can't bring himself to do it alone. Then he meets a woman who says that she'll end it all with him...when she gets out of jail in five years. But when the big day finally arrives, a series of misunderstandings leads to Francois becoming France's most wanted criminal. So he goes on the run with teen runaway Marie (Julie Julien), who's going with him whether he likes it or not. Will Laurent ever fulfill his dream of self-immolation? You'll have to watch the movie to find out, but when you get an eyeful of co-star Marianne Basler's bodacious baby-makers peeking out of her sheets, you'll go from petite to grande in no time.