Mummy Raider (2001)

From the Garden State greats at Seduction Cinema (they gave us the mighty skin-spoofs Play-Mate of the Apes and Lord of the G-Strings) comes this rollicking, lesbian-licking spoof of all things Lara Croft and Tomb Raider. Always-adorable Misty Mundae (whose entire body could barely fill one of Angelina Jolie’s bra-cups) brandishes two hot pistols and, frequently, no clothes in her effort to free Darian Caine from the clutches of Nazi madmen and the tightly-wrapped monster of the title. As always, Misty punctuates her adventures with a plethora of poon-chowing sequences, here with Darian and frequent co-star Ruby Larocca.