Miss March (2009)

Zach Cregger is Eugene, a guy who comes out of a four-year coma to find that his virginal high-school girlfriend, Cindi (Raquel Alessi), has become a Playboy model in the raunchy comedy Miss March (2009). Yes, Eugene got too drunk on prom night when he and Cindi were going to do it for the first time, then slipped and ended up in a coma. When he wakes up, his best friend Tucker (Trevor Moore) tells him his girl is a Playmate, and he's horrified to think of how many dudes she's done it with while he's been dozing. Rather than mope and listen to that J. Geils Band song over and over, the two decide they need to head cross country to the Playboy Mansion to find her and figure out what happened. Along the way, they cross some firemen, catch a ride with a former classmate turned famous rapper named Horsedick (Craig Robinson), and meet a pair of horny lesbians (Eve Mauro and Alexis Raben). But after all those trials and tribulations, there's still the issue of getting into the Mansion, and figuring out what turn of events led to such a good girl doing naughty nudie mag spreads. There's a lot of nudity in this one, but ironically, none is from Miss Alessi. Yes, Alessi lets us see less than everyone else, thanks to a very strategic photoshoot that blocks her best bits. Similarly, Molly Stanton keeps her bra and panties on while doing a pole dance for Tucker. But Eve Mauro flashes the real thing when she goes topless in the backseat while making out with her lesbian lover, and Tanjareen Martin shows her adorable oranges while seducing Tucker on Horsedick's tour bus. Those two ladies are reason enough not to miss Miss March!