Avenging Angelo (2002)

Here's advice for the brawnier readers out there looking for a career change: become a bodyguard. Hollywood is rife with tales of such he-men who get paid to watch the bodies of beautiful women. And to think, you and I do it for free! We should be more like Sylvester Stallone, who protects the very pretty body of Madeleine Stowe, daughter of murdered mafia don Anthony Quinn. Madeleine, with Stallone's help, seeks revenge for her father's death and, naturally, they fall in love. The usually skinful Madeleine passes the nude torch to up-and-coming hottie Carin Moffat, who gives the film its sole skin with a playful skinny dip that is interrupted by gunplay. It's recommended you play with your love pistol.