Michelle Meyrink is best known for '80s-era comedies, including Revenge of the Nerds (1984), Joy of Sex (1984), and Real Genius (1985). It doesn't take a real genius to tell that sexy Michelle is no nerd. Although her career came to an end long ago, following her role in Permanent Record (1988), Mr. Skin enjoys dusting off her earliest performance opposite Nicolas Cage and Deborah Foreman in the hilarious fish-out-of-water comedy Valley Girl (1983). Naturally, one of my favorite scenes is the "Gratuitous Underwear Dancing" sequence, in which all of the females in the cast join up for some pantie-clad partying. But even that pales in comparison to Michelle's shower scene. She's completely nude, albeit behind a translucent screen, so despite the distortion there's plenty of nipple and muff to be seen--Holy Belly Beard, Batman!