Mata Hari (1985)

Blonde (2022), The Erotic Adventures of Anais Nin (2015), Frida (2002), Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006), Patty Hearst (1988), The Secret Diaries of Miss Anne Lister (2010), Star 80 (1983), Vita & Virginia (2018), Violette (2013), and X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story (2003). Who doesn’t love a biopic about a dame who doffs her duds? Enter Mata Hari (1985), not to be confused with the Greta Garbo pic Mata Hari (1931) or the Jeanne Moreau flick Mata Hari, Agent H21 (1964). Skinternational sexpot Sylvia Kristel portrays the titular role in this film. If it weren’t true, you’d think someone would have made up the story about the notorious exotic dancer and spy since it’s so incredible. Granted, facts and fiction mix and mingle just as the lovers do in this erotic melodrama. Set during the First World War, the plot follows Margaretha Geertruida Zelle (aka Mata Hari) who ends up paying the ultimate price for her treason. But before the dead-sexy stunner dies, Ms. Kristel helps kill off millions of sperm cells thanks to her many nude scenes. Sylvia shows off her bare chest while her character has sex on a train 11 minutes into the film. In fact, she repeatedly reveals her rack throughout the movie. If that’s not hot enough, the naked babe displays her T&A at the 36-minute mark. In addition to a topless duel, the skintastic actress enjoys some Sapphic action and engages in a nude catfight that’ll raise more than just your whiskers!