Mask Maker (2010)

Note to groups of teenagers considering spending the weekend at that isolated cabin: Don't. If this still hasn't sunk into your skull, then you need to sit down and absorb the by now well-tread lesson of Mask Maker (2010). The villain in this piece is a deformed child who witnesses his mother's fiery death; that's pretty scarring (pun intended), but the boy grows up, moves on, and even gets a hobby. Too bad that hobby is making human-leather masks out of any poor soul who dares step onto his family property. How artisanal!  For those of us who prefer bare skin while it's still attached to beautiful women, Anabella Casanova bares boobs in the bath and while getting it on with her boyfriend and Mariah Bonner strips down to reveal T&A during a naughty nighttime nookie session in the woods. Mask Maker will turn you into a mask-turbator.