Maps to the Stars (2014)

Far better known for his body horror sci-fi stuff, David Cronenberg turned his cutting humor towards Hollywood itself with Maps to the Stars (2014). The film centers around the Weiss family, a fading Hollywood dynasty. The family patriarch, Stafford Weiss (John Cusack) is a famous from TV psychologist dealing with his sister who is also his wife (yup) Cristina (Olivia Williams), who has come unhinged since their 13-year-old child star son Benjie (Evan Bird) was admitted to rehab. Things aren't going much better for the burn scar covered estranged daughter Agatha Weiss (Mia Wasikowska) who is stuck working as a personal assistant to Havana (Julianne Moore), a middle-aged actress trying to capitalize on the success of her dead mother (Sarah Gadon), a film star in the '60s, by begging to star in a biopic about her. Benjie befriends a limo driver (Robert Pattinson) who's an aspiring actor before relapsing and shooting some guys' pet dog, while Havana spends her time hanging out with her dead mom's ghost. Once you've mapped out the ways all these characters are connected with each other, you can watch as these hot messes try and figure out their lives in this satire of the self-centered people that make up Tinseltown. Cronenberg's the director that gave us the phrase "long live the new flesh," so it's no surprise that this one is full of some fantastic flesh! Julianne Moore and Jennifer Gibson participate in a threesome with a guy, but when he loses interest and opts to jerk it in the corner, the ladies get busy with one another, both baring breasts! Miss Gibson adds ass, but Julianne Moore's jugs have aged so well, we can't help but swell! A shocking moment comes at the end of the clip when Jennifer magically turns into Sarah Gadon, who also shows her shakers! We're overdosing on tremendous titties! There's also a nice look at Olivia Williams' boobs as she sits naked in a tub crying! They should have called this one Faps to the Stars!