What can one say about Les gazelles (2014)? Not much. That's because it's in French, and who speaks French? The French. Well, sure, but whenever a French person speaks, whether in their native tongue or broken English, all you can hear is that accent and...ooh, la-la. That's it. Bang-o, boom-o. Orgasm. Right? Suffice it to say, it's a comedy, but the big laughs are reserved for inside your pants. You know, those climatic punch lines that spray the audience in hot goo like a Gallagher concert, only better, because instead of a freaky prop comic, you get to see the the tits and ass of Camille Chamoux and just the tits and nothing but the tits of Joséphine De Meaux.